I love Instagram. I think it is my favorite of all the social media outlets I use and follow. I love seeing pictures of people's days, where they went, what they ate and even what they are wearing. Lately I have noticed that many people have been using their Instagram to post motivational type of quotes. I even like these but I have to admit something. Maybe people are just posting these because they liked the quote and have nothing to do with their personal lives. Yet I always read way too much into them.
Here are some examples:
If I see something like this I automatically think that your current significant other is totally cheating on you and I will start going through your pictures to see when the last time a picture of you guys together was taken. Maybe even go to their page to see if there is any clues there. I will ask around to mutual friends to see what is really going on. Quotes like this may start rumors that you and your significant other are heading to splitsville.
You must be clinically depressed. I had no idea, you always seemed so happy and upbeat. Since you are always happy then really you must always be sad, pretending to be happy. Should I call them, maybe refer them to a great therapist.
This one makes me feel bad about myself. You are obviously talking about me. I am the bad company. I am a horrible friend and I don't blame you for wanting to be alone rather that hang out with me. I am a horrible friend and I am sorry. I assume you will stop following me on Instagram now.
You full out called me lazy! To my face, on the internet, for the whole world to see. You know sometimes I'm tired and maybe I really, really "want it" but sometimes I just want to sit on my butt and watch some reality TV and then after that watch a little more.
First thought that comes to mind is "stalker". You have gone off the deep end and are stalking someone. You are following them around and randomly showing up where they are. You must have hidden in their closet to get this picture.